Welcome back, Friends. It’s been a long twelve months and I can’t wait to climb out of my crypt again and rattle these old bones. 

How’ve you been? Are you ready for the big awakening this year? Have you been sprucing up your rags and tatters? Shining your high-heeled button boots? Practising your shrieking and howling?

I’m going to play it cool this Hallowe’en, very cool. Last year I got overexcited dancing with two Goblins and an Orc. It’s all right for them, they’ve got some covering on their skeletons, even if it’s not actual flesh. Leathery creatures, Goblins, and we all know what Orcs are made from, don’t we? But let’s not be mean, everybody’s welcome to the party. As long as they’re not human, that is!

Come along, bring your friends, bring a bottle and enjoy yourselves. I’ll be there, waiting… just for YOU!